The other day I was looking for a particular video clip of a Monty Python movie online. I found this instead. This came out of a Monty Python movie. Made me laugh and want to share.
You have got to love human nature - Thank you for stopping by.
Man:
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Oh look, this isn't an argument!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Yes it is!
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Man:
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No it isn't! It's just
contradiction!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No it isn't!
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Man:
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It IS!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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It is NOT!
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Man:
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Look, you just contradicted me!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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I did not!
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Man:
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Oh, you DID!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No no no!
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Man:
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You did just then!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Nonsense!
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Man:
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(exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No it isn't!
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Man:
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I came here for a good argument!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No you didn't, no, you came here
for an argument!
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Man:
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An argument isn't just
contradiction.
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Mr. Vibrating:
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CAN be!
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Man:
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No it can't! An argument is a
connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No it isn't!
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Man:
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Yes it is! 'tisn't just
contradiction.
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Look, if I argue with you,
I must take up a contrary position!
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Man:
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Yes but that's not just saying
"no it isn't".
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Yes it is!
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Man:
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No it isn't! Argument is an
intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any
statement the other person makes.
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No it isn't.
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Man:
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Yes it is!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Not at all!
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Man:
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Now look...
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Mr. Vibrating:
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(Hits a bell on his desk) [DING] Good morning!
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Man:
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(stunned) What?
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Mr. Vibrating:
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That's it. Good morning.
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Man:
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But I was just getting interested!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
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Man:
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That was never five minutes!!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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I'm afraid it was.
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Man:
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It wasn't...
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Mr. Vibrating:
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I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to
argue any more.
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Man:
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WHAT??
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Mr. Vibrating:
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If you want me to go on arguing,
you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
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Man:
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Yes, but that was never five
minutes just now! Oh Come on!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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(Hums to himself.)
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Man:
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Look this is ridiculous!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to
argue unless you've paid!
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Man:
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Oh all right. (Pays.)
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Thank you.
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Man:
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Well...
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Well WHAT?
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Man:
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That wasn't really five minutes
just now.
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Mr. Vibrating:
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I told you, I'm not allowed to
argue unless you've paid!
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Man:
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Well I just paid!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No you didn't!
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Man:
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I DID!!!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No you didn't!
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Man:
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Look, I don't want to argue about
that!
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Well, you didn't pay!
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Man:
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Ah HAH!! If I didn't pay, why are
you arguing??? I've got you.
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No you haven't!
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Man:
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Yes I have! If you're arguing, I
must have paid.
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Mr. Vibrating:
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Not necessarily. I could be
arguing in my spare time.
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Man:
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Oh, I have had enough of this.
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Mr. Vibrating:
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No, you haven't.
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Man:
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Oh, shut up!
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